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Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
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Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 4, 2020
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
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Ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020
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Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020
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Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth
The purple headed bowel ferret
by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020
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to ferret

to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.
my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret
by 4u2 May 14, 2020
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