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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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Crow Snatch

A wrinkling of the skin around the vagina. Can be caused by too many Brazilian waxes.
I think Mary has been waxing too much she has a bad case of crow snatch.
by The Candy Man April 3, 2012
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Feeding The Crow

The act of doing nothing to keep yourself healthy or doing things that will bring you closer to death. (you know the crow is on your shoulder, but you feed it instead of fight it)
He's just feeding the crow by over dosing like that.

If you don't take the medicine the doctor gave to you for your heart condition you are feeding the crow.
by Trentd_c February 22, 2011
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Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.
For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.
by Isharted69 October 31, 2011
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crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means
It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!
by crowseZon May 17, 2018
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Jimmy Crow

1: Ethnic discrimination especially against African Americans and Black children by systemically racist institutions, including, but not limited to failing to return or reunite children with their biological relatives in the child welfare system and/or excessive legal enforcement in the criminal justice system.
2: Disparaging and offensive treatment of Black and Brown families by the systems that are supposed to be supporting and protecting them with or without malicious intent.
The child welfare system has engaged in systemically racist practices and procedures and should be formalized as Jimmy Crow as a nod to past echoes and current underpinnings.
by Mama Martha December 30, 2020
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