turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Gonorrhea for Breakfast

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

Slut Breakfast

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.

by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015

Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

road breakfast

An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.

by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017

breakfast lololol

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.

guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed

by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023