Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021

birth control bitch

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.

Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

by AshAnne2412 March 1, 2010

Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.

Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021

Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

by Bufferkiller September 7, 2011

Birth Control Hug

A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.

person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.

by i'mboredsoi'monurbdic August 14, 2009