May 26th

Talk back to your teachers day!

Finally it’s may 26th I can finally tell miss young to shut the fuck up
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.

by Your mom1101011 May 26, 2022

May 26th

It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!

Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.

by Everyone to ever exist May 26, 2022

December 26th

No matter what in what hemisphere you are, no matter what day of the weekend is and how old you are. That day after christmas you must go to work/school without complaining about it, it's totally mandatory and you cannot do nothing about it.

Man, i fucking hate that this December 26th we have to go to school.

by Yoshi Crazy December 23, 2021

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

October 26th

Kick the shit out of your friend with glasses day,

Person (without glasses):guess what day it is

Person (with glasses): idk what day is it?

Person (without glasses): October 26th *he starts kicking the shit of him*

by UrbanSparrow October 13, 2021

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

july 26th

July 26th,

Nadine was born on this day and made the world a better place. This day is about nadine, and only nadine ! On this day we celebrate her existence will tell her and wish her a happy birthday because it was the day nadine was born, nadine’s birth ! And other people having their birthdays on this day should postpone it because it's NADINE'S DAY ONLY

"what is july 26th?"
"IT'S NADINE'S DAY"

by deensbestie July 26, 2021