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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
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david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world
i wish i was as hot as david azoulay
by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021
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david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world
i wish i was as hot as david azoulay
by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021
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David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.
by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021
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