Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

Nantucket Sleigh-ride

When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.

Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.

by Young Stallion Flex September 16, 2023

Meat riding

Kivuva

Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.

by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023