clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 9, 2021

Muffin

the most kind term for saying F word.

"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"

by Littlemuffinhead June 17, 2021

Tuff Muffin

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024

Muffin

Someone that is a cutie and so wholesome.

Awwwww he's such a muffin.
Did you see the muffin at friendsgiving?

by embasprinklecake December 1, 2024