Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.

by X7MCB December 11, 2021

Corned Beef Rodeo

Sexual antics between two male lovers, that leads to a big gay mess.

“Yo that Corned Beef Rodeo had me dead sore last night!”

by Wonkydonkypl25 December 12, 2021

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

beefing

beefing is a term made up by fans of american cock band waterparks. Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone’s hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

(beefing can also include: waxing, shaving, or using any other tool to remove ones hair. though it usually refers to aggressively ripping out somebodies hair)

sorry i missed your call, i was busy beefing someone.

did you hear about awsten? yeah, he went to jail for beefing somebody.

by frankiesspooked November 17, 2021

Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022