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Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022
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Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.
I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.
by RCM-HMC October 9, 2021
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Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens
by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021
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muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.
"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."
by DankDanThe3rd November 1, 2021
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muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.
"What's my muffin baking name?"
by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021
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Raga muffin

A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like
by Ali g my g August 1, 2021
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Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021
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