Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.

I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.

by RCM-HMC October 9, 2021

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.

"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."

by DankDanThe3rd November 1, 2021

muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"

by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021

Raga muffin

A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat

Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like

by Ali g my g August 1, 2021

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021