Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.

Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.

by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024

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JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...

JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes

by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024

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Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024

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jacob latimore is my husband. he is God given and has the smile and voice of an ANGEL , his most famous roles are emmett in the CHI and jeff in the maze runner, he will always be my first love and husband (also stream his songs on spotify xx)

feds: "ayo shes dying whats her type"
girl: "jacob latimore."

by jacoblatimoreswife April 16, 2024

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Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024

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