Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Extra Leg

Yo small pener pecker/ yo dick

Person 1: She wanna have my extra leg😈
Person 2: Oh worddd I see you my guy

by Brentyyrub August 11, 2023

streak and legs

Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.

You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.

by QuacksO April 11, 2024

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

Baby deer legs

When u have great sex àll night and when she gets dressed n morning her legs are wobbly like A baby deer.

Oh one of us is gonna have baby deer legs n the morning

by Bobbymorgan209 May 28, 2024

Leg

a hoe , slang used in NY

you can be fucking with her she a leg

by howyougetclownedforabec November 26, 2021

Golden Leggings

Golden leggings is a sub fetish from the main genre Urolagnia (watersports, urination). In the act of golden leggings, someone is trying to urinate themselves all over there legs, forming the so called "Golden Leggings". Golden leggings can be performed alone, or in presence of others, and can lead to an enhanced sensation.

Hey, I tried Golden Leggings today, first i was grossed out, but you gotta try it, its so good.

by arne_saknussemm December 2, 2021