Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Hit that paypal guyz wow

A word that BBY loves to say in every streams he has.

Fuck...Can I not watch a stream without someone saying Hit that Paypal Guyz wow

by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 6, 2020

hitting on that paper

Getting that bread

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper

by bobhello September 11, 2020

Hit on anyone day

Hit on anyone that starts with a,l,v,c,n

Hey cutie/ and that’s hit on anyone day

by Joosksjsns September 16, 2020

Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.

Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!

by pandaow September 25, 2020

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020