Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

give me the beat boys and free my soul

Chicken Butt

give me the beat boys and free my soul Chicken butt ur mom

by tupu12321 February 12, 2025

FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 16, 2025

United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.

Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

by Harley Davidson fan May 17, 2023

hassle-free

ADJECTIVE
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort

Is hassle-free car hire possible?

by AU3uDxAJJ3h6myrcs0mkjco May 22, 2023