Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!

Happy Dad Joke Day Everyone!!!!

by Brillo! February 21, 2021

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 25, 2021

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Hollys dad

Piece of shit

“What’s that brown stuff on the floor”
“Oh that’s just hollys dad”

by Babz March 2, 2021

Dad

A dad. Someone that loves and cares for you. They don't say their disappointed in you when a C pop's up in your report card. A dad doesn't say he's a real one then goes and hit women. A dad is someone who doesn't leave you for weed or alcohol. He may be your father but if he doesn't care then it's not your dad. He doesn't take your money to drink or smoke.

Father: I am your dad, respect me
Me: Do you care for me? No, your not my dad

by Djehfcid March 8, 2021

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021