Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.
Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.
London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.
London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
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Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."
Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"
George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."
Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"
George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
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