A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019
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Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
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