Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023

beat a furry day

an urban dictionary entry that had all of its definitions wiped off

what the fuck is "beat a furry day"

by gigachad December 13, 2023

National Group Owner Beating Day

Forcefully have beat and torturea group or community owner / founder, and they CAN NOT fight back

"Bend over that gyat and give me your ass baby girl, it's national group owner beating day"

by Fortnite babby pass December 14, 2023

Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day starts on November 27th and ends December 31st. On this day you can beat a furry every day until the end of the year.

Furry: OH NO ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!

by steelurgold2290 December 16, 2023

beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023

jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear

I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat

by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023