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Mucky star

1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.

2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.
1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!

2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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premature star

When you star a level in Mario Maker before you beat it. Typically happens accidentally when trying to start a level over from the beginning.
Aw man, that was a premature star! I wasn't ready to star the level, yet!
by 2CanBot June 9, 2016
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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Star Blunkie

A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.

Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Would you rather be a moon cricket, a star Blunkie or a sea brownie?
by Sandthrower January 28, 2018
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Gold star

When you paint your hand gold and stick it in an arse hole
Today zac got on my nerves and I wanted to give him a gold star
by Grim sleeper January 31, 2018
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odds from the stars

When someone becomes more lucky after wishing upon a star.
Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
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Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger
Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying
by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018
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