Sloppy Swaggy

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!

I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.

by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024

Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Sloppy Vezzi

The act of preforming nefarious top while holding a remote of some form in both hands

Oh man, I totally got a Sloppy Vezzi Yesterday

by FortienalDefinitions July 22, 2024

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025