Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

michael isaiah bill rosiles

doesnt like being flipped off, goes to bovina transferrin to south hills wears broken ass glasses. cant skate, doesnt play fotnite good, looks like his mama still dresses him. has no friends snapchats dryer than the sahara dessert. says lmao too much. cant roast. needs them eye brows did.,.

have you seen michael isaiah bill rosiles
oh the one with the fucked up glasses

by pussygirl123 June 9, 2018

james michael shaffer

The name James michael Shaffer is a very strong name. It means wisdom knowledge strength. He walks tall and always as a leader. One who knows when to lead and follow.

You could be like a James michael shaffer

by Shaffer44 December 20, 2017

Michaelism

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.

"That person is Michaelism at its finest."

by template December 22, 2017

do the george michael

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.

Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018

joseph michael allen

A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .

Joseph Michael Allen is so sweet

by Urban dictionary soceity May 2, 2018

michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

by Mioni coe May 2, 2018