Ghetto Doily

A cheap napkin placed under a cup or bowl on top of a tray or saucer. Serves to prevent it from sliding around while being carried and to absorb a small amount of spillage

The poor waitress nearly dropped by bowl of soup and it sloshed out onto the plate. It could’ve been a disaster if she hadn’t put a ghetto doily under it.

by BigChimichungus January 2, 2026

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Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025

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Ghetto blaster

A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely.

Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:

"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."

"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A

"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b

"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c

by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2025

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