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April shit

The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different
She be on that April shit this morning
by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022
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April 10

April 10th is the day you get a bf/gf, if ur bday is April 10 show this to everyone and someone has to ask u out
April person-hey it’s April 10
Random dude-so?
April person-you have to ask me Out!
Random dude-shit ok
by Thebesttloln October 6, 2022
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April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.
friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!
by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022
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April 6

if you were born on this day you best friend has to give you 20 dollars
JJ: hey i was born april 6, ya know what that means?

best friend: no what?

JJ: i was born today so you have to give me 20 dollars!

best friend: Ugh ok *hands JJ 20 dollars*
by JJ8279 May 25, 2022
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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
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April

@aprilleonasmith
April is hotalways
by @alienapril May 28, 2022
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April 13

the most beautiful people every are born on this day, they are also hyped up and cant controll themselves and you shouldn't give them red bull.
random: Hi
April 13th dude: yo
Random: what you want to drink
April 13th dude: red bull
Random: hell nahhhhh
by thymenf June 1, 2022
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