two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018

two cats one bowl

Like two girls one cup but whith catz

My friend said lets make a cat version of two girls one cup called two cats one bowl

by Meeeeemeeeeeez March 25, 2017

two truck cover up

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.

Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Two girls one cup

you really don't wanna know

PLEASE.DON'T.LOOK.IT.UP

"Hey do you maybe wanna watch two girls one cup" SAY NO

by therealrosalie November 25, 2021