poop gazing

Admiring a poo; be it good, bad or ugly

*knock knock knock*
"Just a minute, just poop gazing one more time before I flush this beaut"

by Shit'scash,yo July 3, 2017

whipping poop

When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.

by George Riddidy April 20, 2018

poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

Poop coat

The long skid mark on the back of a jacket

Steve, you have a poop coat going there

by Nick97747473 February 22, 2018

poop chute

the chute in which you poop

i just went to the bathroom and emptied my poop chute

by my weewee February 28, 2018

poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Poop chute

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

by Critter Liam March 9, 2017