International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.

Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.

by MM132 May 8, 2022

Talking in vain

when talking bad about someone or dissing on someone name

Rapper: Lil Key he a snitch, yea I'm going kill him

Lil Key: oh he talking in vain on my name

by Big YDC January 7, 2022

Talking In Vain

talking bad about someone or dissing them

Rapper: lil key he a snitch, yea im kill him

Lil Key: oh he talking in vain

by Big YDC January 7, 2022

Talking Snacks

Saying something nice about someone behind their back. Similar to talking shit but positive.

I told him about hot you are. I was literally talking snacks all night.

by ryedunk January 10, 2022

Talk-Prison

When someone (against your will) locks you in your own personal internal prison whilst they carry on a (mostly one-sided) conversation you cannot exit from.

Every Friday, without fail, Creepy Steve sits at my bar and puts me in talk-prison.

by KorFow January 13, 2022

Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022