Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
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by kackub June 30, 2009
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by brsedu September 12, 2009
Get the Pocket mug.When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.
1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?
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