..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Donkey

Someone who gets things done.

“I’m in the field puttin in work like a Donkey.”

by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024

Donkey boxing

the worst thing you can do for nickels (as seen in the cartoon series "Back at the Barnyard")

Rodney: I had to take part in Donkey boxing to make ends meet

by Thesmartaspie December 3, 2024

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Donkey

Someone who's rlly dumbb aka anasss

Anas sucks and is a donkey

by Mariyaisawesomw October 31, 2019

donkey

a penis that is small but attractive

you're donkey is sweet.

by dockeyassholebutfacepussylickr November 1, 2019