Poop Balls

When you are wiping towards your balls

Dude did you hear chad has poop balls

by Dippydog25 August 8, 2019

Poop Smog

The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.

After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.

by str88sian August 16, 2019

Tumblr Poop

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018

poop pill

Something you take in order to poop

Man I can't crap I need too take my poop pill

by Kangaroo tucks May 14, 2017

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

Poop Art

Poop art. Shit in a different bowl or dish and freeze the by product for a few days. Practice variety by changing your diet. Get a canvas & paint palette. Use the poop selections as paint experiencing with different colors and textures. Frame and enjoy

Sentence: Dude, your poop art is off the chart you are a real Jackson Poop-Pollock

by SeaMurph June 28, 2017