punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club

If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.

by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019