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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018
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Cream chef

Someone that is known for mixing there semen into food as a prank.
person 1: yo u want sum of dees biscuits, Olly made them?
person 2: nah Olly is a major cream chef i aint eaten them hommie !
by megathiccboi May 14, 2018
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Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut
ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.
by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018
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cream daddy

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!
by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018
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