Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

beer brother

two boys or males who have such a strong bond that’s its unbelievable, they’re called beer brothers because everyone else is to pussy to drink .

they usually called bb

lessss goooo baby , beer brothers for life

bb what you doing

by [e-mail] June 9, 2019

Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner

Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)

by joestealthmode April 5, 2019

Beer

The creator of and solution to all of life's problems - 1997 Homer Simpson

Beer is the creator of and solution to all of life's problems

by Scoliosis_Kid August 9, 2019

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Beer Party

A cliche high school party in which the jocks spike the punch. There are lots of hot babes who attend said party.

Person 1: Damn it dude, I can’t believe those fucking jocks didn’t invite me to their beer party.

Person 2: That’s ok dude, I heard that the jocks spiked the punch and a bunch of people fucking died.

by Epic Highschooler September 3, 2019

Blue Beered

The act of inviting someone to drink. Soon as the beer pops you shut them out and give no fucks. The other drinker is left alone and depressed.

Ray blue beered me yesterday when he offered a beer then put on his beats.

by Pinksocker187 May 28, 2018