april 69

National slap a person called Ollie day! This is the day when you go to a person called Ollie and slap them.

1. OH LOOK OLLIES COMING! Let’s slap him lol. ‘April 69’

by Suckyonmaballs! May 4, 2022

April 29th

April 29th is hot water day. It is a day you spend appreciating the hot water you have access too.

« Todays April 29th, you know what that means? »
« No whats so special about today?”

“ its hot water day, so make sure you take time and appreciate your hot water.”

by Ashboo_ May 5, 2022

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Anti-AMD April

You aren't able to use AMD products for the entire April.

Someone: yo have you heard of Anti-AMD April?
Someone 2: oh yes, im doing it and it's hard

by randomguy696969X November 4, 2022

Anti-AMD April

Anti-AMD April or AAA is where you can't use AMD products for the whole April.

Someone: yo have you failed Anti-AMD April
Someone 2: nope, but it's still hard
Someone: okei

by randomguy696969X November 4, 2022

April

This girl is such a sweet girl, She's every guy's dream girl. Great conversation, great company, good noodles. Her memes are adorable, dastardly and heart wrenching I must say lol. April thank you for your friendship, it helped me to quit drinking and smoking years ago. No matter how many times I've fucked up over the years things that could've been easily avoidable she'll find the maturity to wish me well. I understand it's my fault, I lost my phone and was permanently locked out of my accounts. You've been a great friend, and you deserve much better than that. I know you're brilliant and you'll succeed at what you put your mind to. I hope you'll find happiness in every asset of life. No worries.

It's okay April, I forgive you.

by vitaliconrad November 5, 2022

april 22

national minecraft day.
the national day of what is arguably the best video game out there.

gamer: what day is it?
gamer2: april 22nd, lets go play minecraft

by Wilbur_Gold (he/him) November 7, 2022