Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

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make no bones

Definition: To not feel nervous or ashamed about doing or saying something.

I make no bones about enjoying a drink.

He made no bones about his dissatisfaction with the service.

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The dose makes the poison

Everything in the world is harmful if in large amounts, and this includes all-natural fruits, water, etc. , because the dose (amount) makes the poison (lethal).

Ad: "No artificial sweeteners, all-natural! Detox drink"
Me: "The dose makes the poison, do you know that everything can be toxic?"

by chemguide August 11, 2019

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make smart

A phrase from "The Canterbury Tales" which I'm pretty sure means to hurt or injure

Someone took a stick and made it smart (past tense of to make smart)

by anxiousdude02 August 30, 2019

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Make it jingle

Pull it out and shake it

Dang, look at that, imma make it jingle.

by Urmomisnotthebomb.com September 2, 2019

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When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

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