Ethan is a big gooner who is dating a girl to hide his gayness. He loves Michael very much and wishes he could be with him instead of his girlfriend. He is always getting in trouble and crashing out on people, but he never crashes out on Michael because he loves him very much.
Girl 1- Ethan looks at micheal differently than you
Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him
Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him
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He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.
Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.
Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others
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Friend 2: ...is that not normal?
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?
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