Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 27, 2022

The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.

I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.

by MegaYote September 1, 2021

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

donkey

When a girl acts way too much like a butch/aggressive/way too into sports.

Dag did you see that girl kick crazy larry in the face?? That bitch is straight up donkey!!

by Big Pun October 13, 2004

Donkey Kong-ing

Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.

Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:

Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"

Guy 2: "that poor bastard"

by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024

Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 28, 2024