Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.

After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.

by Jpfyr May 6, 2022

Tea

Greatest person ever. Probably gives the best hugs too!

"Yoo have you seen tea?"
"Yeah man he's really cool!"

by Cqsperr May 8, 2022

spill the tea sis

a cringey phrase for a cringey girl

ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit

by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022

Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022