Sloppy Vezzi

The act of preforming nefarious top while holding a remote of some form in both hands

Oh man, I totally got a Sloppy Vezzi Yesterday

by FortienalDefinitions July 22, 2024

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

Sloppy poppy

A playful or exaggerated term for someone messily or enthusiastically sucking on a friends lollipop, often making loud smacking noises or creating a sticky situation. This is favorite activity of Ruslan Zhabagin. He always does that when he refers himself as Albert Enstein.

Torekhan would you let me give sloppy poppy to you?

by Mussell April 23, 2025