Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Jacob and Olivia

A strong young couple who loves to make other people happy. Doesn’t like to be public with their love but everyone knows it’s very strong

I wish I was like Jacob and Olivia

by Ghost271727 March 14, 2023

Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023

Jacob and Reagan

The perfect couple, belong together, soulmates, hot, long distance couple.

N/A: Woah check out Jacob and Reagan, theyre the hottest couple right now!

by user67334091267 March 19, 2023

Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.

Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"

by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023