Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

by aowjehd September 1, 2022

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam/Jack

Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).

Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?

by NPCxJack September 12, 2022

Sam

Sexy ass Motherfucker

Bro he's a Sam

by TheRealThiccShady September 13, 2022

Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam Using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

Sam the immigrant

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam the immigrant prob using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 22, 2022