Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

The Writers Will Make It Funny

A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.

It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.

... the writers will make it funny

by samois98 November 18, 2019

Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more

Want to make me clinch my fist?😉

by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019

Make poop

The funniest song ever made by me safety’s

Everyone in a car wanna make poop.

by Universestar12321 April 8, 2019

Make it sleet

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.

Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

national make a goddamn difference day

May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.

I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol

by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019