Skip to main content

ghetto stoner

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today

Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed

Person 1: ah I see

Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
mugGet the ghetto stoner mug.

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.
by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022
mugGet the ghetto hot dog mug.

Ghetto rodeo

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off
I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds
by Urban OG October 3, 2022
mugGet the Ghetto rodeo mug.

Ghetto

Carly is literally so GHETTO🧍🏽 ♀️
by Nasty Ghetto October 6, 2022
mugGet the Ghetto mug.

Ghetto Mimosa

Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and Orange juice
Rena and Tash are downing them Ghetto Mimosas
by renamarko December 8, 2021
mugGet the Ghetto Mimosa mug.

Ghetto

Doing something weird that no one would do or a local would:Ruling a math book with the bottom of a padlock, milk before cereal
As ghetto as keith
by c0oLKidswithaStHma December 10, 2021
mugGet the Ghetto mug.

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021
mugGet the Ghetto Mechanics mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email