porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.

a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Cookie

A personal allowance people might ask for

Guy 1: Hey, can I have your cookie?
Guy 2: No! It's very personal, I don't want to get hacked!

by UrbanDictionary Helper June 20, 2021

Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.

Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.

by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021

Cookie

A small/tiny cake

"Can I have a cookie?"

by Tim Cookie June 24, 2021

Hallway Cookies

Edibles eaten in secret

Got any hallway cookies? We can go in to back and eat them.

by LivSim July 5, 2021

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013