Apple

Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.

Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.

by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 9, 2023

apple

oh u looked up apple ? see i call wide people apples .

me :u see dat apple ova der 😂
sb : yh she big asfk omk

by k.my'kira March 13, 2023

Apple cheats

A cheat provider for many games like fortnite and call of duty. Most likely pasted

1: Do you use apple cheats?
2: No, that sh*t is pasted

by WhyDoIHaveToSignUpForThis March 24, 2023

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023