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muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020
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Muffin

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.
by tiuqegar October 7, 2020
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MUFFIN

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.
by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020
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muffin

i will eat this muffin.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Fatass Muffin Head

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head
by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022
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Muffin

Oh hi muffin! Your Sofia’s cat!
by Mufs July 21, 2022
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Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!
by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022
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