Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Brain

The very best act of sensuality is wrapping your lips around a wonderfully large and thick dick. Sick repeatedly.

Her brain makes me lose my brain.

by Thebigbeautifulbrain February 13, 2020

Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

Nose-Brain

A new type of neurological network recently discovered in the nostrils of Arab population, often times giving them a a unique ability to "smell" a fart prior to the fart having been materialized

He got that nose-brain

by flatnoser March 2, 2020

brick brain

A brick brain is a person named Jackson who had a brick placed on his head by a Karen.

Karen: BRICK BRAIN!!!
Jackson: *contemplates life choices*

by Assistant to the Regonial Mana March 6, 2020

Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.

Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.

by Whosit606 March 6, 2020