Papa Block

Papa Block is the coolest of all the dads. He truly embodies what it is to be…dad. He makes delicious food for you everyday, he loves the dallas cowboys even though they haven’t won a superbowl since 1996, and he tells you the best dad jokes. He loves to learn, and inspires you to do the same. He loves to share his newfound knowledge with you and it is the highlight of your day whether he knows it or not. He listens to podcasts religiously, and is constantly finding new ones that he can listen to and enjoy. He loves to tell you stories from his past which range from incredibly interesting to slightly eyebrow-raising. But nonetheless you love to hear them. He is your personal driver and takes time out of his busy day to take you everywhere you need to go. Papa Block works so hard everyday for him and. his family, and frankly his coworkers need to appreciate that more. He cares so much for others and the planet, and encourages others to do the same. While he doesn’t always realize it, you think he is amazing and nothing could ever change that. He is so critical of himself that he tends to not notice how much everyone around him loves and appreciates him. You love him more than there are stars in the sky, and you work hard everyday to make him proud.

“Oh man the cowboys lost”

“ Don’t tell Papa Block he’ll freak out!”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

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Block feature

Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!

Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish

"yo girl stop Cock block talking."

by sperm623 August 23, 2023

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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish

"yo girl stop Cock block talking."

by sperm623 August 23, 2023

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Block

Oh!? Is that what it does, Tim? It stops people from stalking you? I mean...

Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

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