bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.

I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.

by DrFuck September 11, 2018

bang face

When you have intercourse with another person and they visually go blank and have no recollection of your physical being other than your face!!!

She was just a Bang Face! I don’t remember anything else!

by Bang face September 18, 2018

Bulk bang

noun

1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.

2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse

David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."

by CRJguy September 29, 2018

heavy banging

Super good looking, hot, fit, Sexy.

Jake: “Look at that fine ass over there”
Ryan: “Damn, she heavy banging”

by Saschowmein May 15, 2018

Bang PD

The living definition of being a fool or an idiot.

"Damn, you're such a Bang PD"

"I don't know what's worse, you being Bang PD or you being a snake"

by freshjapaneseavocado April 1, 2018

loud bang

A term used to describe sexual intercourse performed at such an intense level that the act produces sounds at a pressure higher than 500,000 micropascals.

“Jerry, that new bloke downstairs sounded like he had a formula one car in his living room” ... “don’t be a fool Jenny, he just had a loud bang”

by Shellbus May 21, 2018