Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018

Uterus Poop

It is a horrid term i said by accident when pregnant Fiance said she felt flutters, I said sounds like poop, she said its flutters In uterus, so I said then its uterus poop, so now that it means unborn child.

This uterus poop is going to be expensive...

by ItzPutney810 January 13, 2019

Poop Pussy

This is a the great entrance to de women's health.

Poop is coming from my Poop Pussy!

by The Biro lord February 6, 2019

Poop cooter

Another name for a mangina

It was so hot outside his poop cooter was sweating.

by Emeryca September 9, 2018

Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants

Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.

by Pete's ass stinks! May 21, 2018