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The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.
by NoshyCap March 21, 2019
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Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.
World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping
by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019
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Group Poop

When 2 or more people take turns pooin in the same toilet and dont flush until everybody in the group has gone.
In group poop*
john:okay steve your turn!
steve:sure,this one will be massive
by the realest nigga on earth69 September 15, 2019
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Poop Balls

Dude did you hear chad has poop balls
by Dippydog25 August 8, 2019
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Poop Smog

The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.
After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.
by str88sian August 16, 2019
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poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.
"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"
by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018
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Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.
Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.
by someone else. May 30, 2018
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